Humor

["Stephen P. Casmar" <scasmar@example.com>]

A bit of Microserf Humor.


>Pilot coming into Seattle
>
>There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane, with a
>couple of very important executives on board.  He was coming into Seattle
>airport through thick fog with less than 10 miles visibility when his
>instruments went out. So, he began circling around looking for a
>landmark.  After an hour or so, he starts running pretty low on fuel and
>the passengers are getting very nervous.  Finally, a small opening in the
>fog appears and he sees a tall building with one guy working alone on the
>fifth floor.  The pilot banks the plane around, rolls down the window and
>shouts to the guy, "Hey, where am I?"  To this, the solitary office
>worker replies, "You're in a plane."  The pilot rolls up the window,
>executes a 275 degree turn and proceeds to execute a perfect blind
>landing on the runway of the airport 5 miles away.  Just as the plane
>stops, so does the engine as the fuel has run out.
>
>The passengers are amazed and one asks how he did it.  "Simple," replies
>the pilot, "I asked the guy in that building a simple question.  The
>answer he gave me was 100 percent correct but absolutely useless,
>therefore that must be Microsoft's support office and from there the
>airport is just five miles away."
>
>
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